Thursday, February 08, 2007
Radar Love
Oh, Radar, why must you taunt me so?
I subscribed when you launched. You were no Spy, but you were fun and snarky. You went out of business.
A year or so later, you came back. Hooray! I subscribed again. And again, you went out of business.
Radar, we did this dance several more times. You left me again over a year ago. Then yesterday, you popped up in my mailbox offering me four bonus issues if I'd renew my subscription. Oh, you cocky bastard, in all the years I 'subscribed," I don't think I ever received more than four issues total.
Sorry, toots, I'm a smarter woman now.
I subscribed when you launched. You were no Spy, but you were fun and snarky. You went out of business.
A year or so later, you came back. Hooray! I subscribed again. And again, you went out of business.
Radar, we did this dance several more times. You left me again over a year ago. Then yesterday, you popped up in my mailbox offering me four bonus issues if I'd renew my subscription. Oh, you cocky bastard, in all the years I 'subscribed," I don't think I ever received more than four issues total.
Sorry, toots, I'm a smarter woman now.