Sunday, December 24, 2006
Won't Mary be Surprised?
Courtesy of Firesign Theatre's Phil Proctor:
New research reveals that Jesus was actually a woman. After all, he fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food, he kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it; and even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
New research reveals that Jesus was actually a woman. After all, he fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food, he kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it; and even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.
Merry Christmas, everyone!