Friday, October 21, 2005
Ocean View
We get a lot of "junk faxes" at work, but one that came in today is a real keeper (comments in italics are mine. What ARE these people thinking?):
EMERGENCY CLEARANCE
HURRICANE WILMA
All Corporate Employees:
Enjoy some of the finest ALL-INCLUSIVE RESORTS in Cancun, Mexico at a $2500 savings due to cancellations from HURRICANE WILMA. Don't miss your chance to save on your next vacation - book today!
Included:
EMERGENCY CLEARANCE
HURRICANE WILMA
All Corporate Employees:
Enjoy some of the finest ALL-INCLUSIVE RESORTS in Cancun, Mexico at a $2500 savings due to cancellations from HURRICANE WILMA. Don't miss your chance to save on your next vacation - book today!
Included:
- 4-Star Ocean Front accommodations (Your hotel may be 5 miles from the shore, but it'll be "ocean front" soon enough)
- All meals (a la carte & buffet) (and MREs)
- Snacks and drinks (incl. alcohol) (Alcohol? GOOD- you'll need it!)
- Land/Water Sports (body surfing?)
- Complimentary bonus trip (is THAT what they're calling evacuations these days?)
Call Now! LIMITED TIME ONLY!! $329 per person
# posted by Peggy @ 9:53 PM 
